Descensus Averno facilis est
The descent into hell is easy.

Formerly lostinfiction92

Microsoft Word is trying to show me its wedding planning formats.

I appreciate your optimism, Microsoft.

What am I going to do?

(Source: peetasalive, via panempropaganda)

raisingareader:

I used to pirate books until I saw a blog post from an author about how book pirating impacts incomes of authors, publishers, etc., and realized I would be SO pissed if I found out someone illegally downloaded my book because I wouldn’t get paid for it (it’s not about the money but still!). So now I don’t download books and I try to make sure everyone I know stops doing it and if they don’t, I judge them so hard.

modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

(via obsessive-reading-disorder)

(Source: mockingjaysource, via breadinhotchocolate)

fav character:
[kills someone]
me:
aw

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

(via meohmycroft)

chicapordios:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

I wonder what I’ll have for breakfast tomorrow?

Maybe a hot, fresh bowl of not at Comic Con

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(via iamstuckinadisneyzombieland)

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

(via lightvvood)

magnusbane:

why can’t comiccon move every year

like next year it could be in front of my house idk

(via wingsofbadass)

bettydays:

Let’s just all take a minute to appreciate the kindness of our overlord.

Also, his shirt.

(via sam-and-dean-are-mine)

babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass

babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass

(Source: jadensmithtweets, via lightvvood)

cecefredzilla:

hipster-trichster:

fucknolesmis:

MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

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MONsTERS inC 

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FINDING NEMO 

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PIXAR MOVIES

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cars 2

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planes

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This speaks to me on a personal level.

(via lightvvood)

iguanamouth:

aliens arrive on earth but all they want to talk about is plants. scientists frantically question the aliens for days about secrets of space travel and civilization on other worlds but they always respond with “check out this fern”

(via lightvvood)

clintbarttons:

but when will chris evans grab my left boob…..

(via assemble-demigods-of-idris)